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11. COMPLICATIONS Everyone watched us as we walked together to our lab table. I noticed that he no longer angled the chair to sit as far from me as the desk would allow. Instead, he sat quite close beside me, our arms almost touching. Aww, that’s cute. They can almost show that they like each Read the Rest…

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10. INTERROGATIONS It was very hard, in the morning, to argue with the part of me that was sure last night was a dream. Logic wasn’t on my side, or common sense. I clung to the parts I couldn’t have imagined – like his smell. I was sure I could never have dreamed that up Read the Rest…

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9. THEORY A lot of what happens in this chapter lines up with how it’s presented in the movie, it just happens in a different place and at a different time. In the movie, most of this conversation happens quite a bit later, outside, in the forests near Forks High School. This time, it’s all Read the Rest…

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8. PORT ANGELES Since this blog has been talking a lot about self insertion, I’m gonna do a little bit of my own. This huge standee for Breaking Dawn Part 1 can now be seen in several movie theaters. I got a glimpse of it last night when going to see The Thing. I knew Read the Rest…

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7. NIGHTMARE I can’t believe just how dull this chapter is. I honestly cannot believe it. See, I always assumed that Twilight wasn’t particularly great reading, and that it must be filled with disgusting romance tripe, but there’s just so much going on in certain places that doesn’t even require the its given. Let me Read the Rest…

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After the last chapter, it was interesting to learn that there are in fact other high schools both inside and outside the country that do indeed do the prick your finger, learn your blood type thing. I learned something today. It’s something that would have never been a thing at my high school at my Read the Rest…

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5. BLOOD TYPE This chapter starts some new, relatively unfamiliar territory. Pretty much nothing that happens in this chapter happened in the movie at all, so I’m going in blind. And really, after reading it, I can see why it’s excluded. Some of the most bizarre traits of our two leading characters appear here, and Read the Rest…

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4. INVITATIONS In my dream it was very dark, and what dim light there was seemed to be radiating from Edward’s skin. Isn’t it amazing how Bella seems to already know everything about Edward despite the fact that she doesn’t know anything about Edward? How could she have possibly already been dreaming about his sparkles? Read the Rest…

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3. PHENOMENON When I opened my eyes in the morning, something was different. Of course it is. You’re in Chapter 3 now instead of Chapter 2. Well, it’s snowing, much to Bella’s discontent. You know, speaking of snow and the time of year, did you know that in the movie adaptation Bella specifically says everything Read the Rest…

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