Response to Conan’s Craigslist Posting

marzgurl | Jan 19 2010 | more 

Since Conan put a personals ad up on Craigslist, I wanted to respond.  But the next morning, it was gone!  Well, I’m still sending my response on forward!  I was actually still able to get the Craigslist E-mail address, but I wanted to be safe and just put my listing elsewhere, too.  I’ll link this page to whoever I can.  But here it is…

-Average height, average weight blue-haired female, interested in tall redheads.

-5’9″, age 24, ALL MEN LOVE WOMEN HALF THEIR AGE.

-Drapes somewhat mismatch the carpet.

-Have an apartment in San Antonio, TX, very lonely.

-Can provide advertising payment during your scheduled breaks.

-Andy Richter and Max Weinberg welcome.

-If bringing two people and a musical guest, I’m interested in watching.

-I can pay for your company after midnight, but I can only pay in Irish potatoes.  Let’s compromise.

HI REZ PIC LOCATED HERE! – http://marzgurl.startlogic.com/P1010129.JPG

Lo rez right here… 🙁

-Kaylyn “MarzGurl” Dicksion

  • TKilgore777

    Hey Marz,

    Lookin’ good. < ^^;;;;;;

  • Lovely Marz is lovely. =) You look great. =D

  • Busty WOOT !

    – Anonymous-

  • Not all fanservice is drawn on paper it seems, ho ho ho ho ho ho.

  • That Douche

    The “very lonely” part makes me sad :(.

    I hope you don’t take offense to me complementing you but that picture…WOW. I can’t think of any other word but WOW. You should make it a poster and sell it. I bet you could make some money off that. And all those people who think you look like a man have obviously never seen a woman before. WOW.

  • KrataLightblade

    You should smile more often. It’s really actually pretty cute.

    *Laughs* And this made me grin a bit, so you win there too.

  • *sigh*

    If only the frame were a bit wider. Still hot, Kaylan.

  • Durp

    “I bet you could make some money off that.”

    I’d buy one!

    But yeah, I agree, not too bad at all. And busy is right, wow.

  • Durp

    …err, “busty”.

  • lonely? you could pull half of the internet with a picture like that. you’d certainly get me. what can I say, it’s the blue hair

  • Bernd Liefert

    <3

  • Best. MarzGurl Pic. Ever. 😀