Since Conan put a personals ad up on Craigslist, I wanted to respond. But the next morning, it was gone! Well, I’m still sending my response on forward! I was actually still able to get the Craigslist E-mail address, but I wanted to be safe and just put my listing elsewhere, too. I’ll link this page to whoever I can. But here it is…
-Average height, average weight blue-haired female, interested in tall redheads.
-5’9″, age 24, ALL MEN LOVE WOMEN HALF THEIR AGE.
-Drapes somewhat mismatch the carpet.
-Have an apartment in San Antonio, TX, very lonely.
-Can provide advertising payment during your scheduled breaks.
-Andy Richter and Max Weinberg welcome.
-If bringing two people and a musical guest, I’m interested in watching.
-I can pay for your company after midnight, but I can only pay in Irish potatoes. Let’s compromise.
HI REZ PIC LOCATED HERE! – http://marzgurl.startlogic.com/P1010129.JPG
Lo rez right here… 🙁
-Kaylyn “MarzGurl” Dicksion