In April 2012, JewWario and MarzGurl filmed a short slapstick fan fiction written by Peter Chimaera. It seemed to be long since lost, but was recently recovered. Though two years late, see the short video Justin was excited to film.

18. THE HUNT They emerged one by one from the forest edge, ranging a dozen meters apart. The first male into the clearing fell back immediately, allowing the other male to take the front, orienting himself around the tall, dark-haired man in a manner that clearly displayed who led the pack. The third was a Read the Rest…

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I’d bet you guys thought I forgot about this! Well… Okay, I guess I did for a while. Life hasn’t exactly been easy as of late. But it’d love to not leave a project hanging. And while Fifty Shades of Grey is the new sick and twisted thing to be up in arms about, we Read the Rest…

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Chapter 16 – CARLISLE As I sit here in the JFK International Airport with a layover to Buffalo on my way up to Ontario, Canada for Con-G, I realize that I’ve actually not written about a Twilight chapter in two months. Now seems like as good a time as any, considering I won’t exactly be Read the Rest…

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Chapter 15 – THE CULLENS Merry Christmas! What better gift to receive than that of the gift you never wanted? More Twilight! By the way, I don’t know why this stocking exists. It shouldn’t, but it does. Hello, nightmare fuel. You’ll remember that in the last chapter, Bella fell asleep in her room lying in Read the Rest…

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14. MIND OVER MATTER Edward is driving Bella home in her truck after a whole lot of time staring at one another and breathing all over each other on top of a mountain. He had turned the radio to an oldies station, andhe sang along with a song I’d never heard. He knew every line. Read the Rest…

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13 – CONFESSIONS Edward in the sunlight was shocking. I couldn’t get used to it, though I’d been staring at him all afternoon. His skin, white despite the faint flush from yesterday’s hunting trip, literally sparkled, like thousands of tiny diamonds were embedded in the surface. He lay perfectly still in the grass, his shirt Read the Rest…

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Apologies for the delay, my friends, but here I am again to continue this magical journey through the depths of first-time-writer’s Hell. Now, where did I leave off? Oh, yeah… 12. BALANCING Right, so, last chapter Edward and Bella were sitting in Edward’s car, in Bella’s driveway, up until the moment when Bella’s dad drove Read the Rest…

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11. COMPLICATIONS Everyone watched us as we walked together to our lab table. I noticed that he no longer angled the chair to sit as far from me as the desk would allow. Instead, he sat quite close beside me, our arms almost touching. Aww, that’s cute. They can almost show that they like each Read the Rest…

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10. INTERROGATIONS It was very hard, in the morning, to argue with the part of me that was sure last night was a dream. Logic wasn’t on my side, or common sense. I clung to the parts I couldn’t have imagined – like his smell. I was sure I could never have dreamed that up Read the Rest…

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